Man Accidentally Shot His Egg Plant, Lied He Was Robbed

A man, Donald Anthony Watson, from South Dakota accidentally shot his egg plant, but instead of telling the cops the truth that he did it, he lied to the cops that he was shot by a 'black guy' who tried to rob him. The Police upon investigation, however, found out that the man, who is a convicted felon, lied to them. Hence, his consequent arrest.

According to the Argus Leader, Donald upon shooting himself was admitted to the emergency room about 1:30 a.m. Sept, 6th, for a gunshot wound to his egg plant. However, when the police inquired from him the cause of the wound, he said that he was shot by a 'black guy' that tried robbing while he was disposing of his bin at his apartment.

Upon further investigation by the police, no further evidence corroborating Watson's position was found other than the testimony of a witness who said he heard screams from Watson’s apartment about 1:00 a.m. that morning.

Based on this testimony, according to our source, Police issued a search warrant for the inside of Watson’s apartment because of the conflicting stories, and found what appeared to be bullet fragments on Watson’s bed.

Also, the source stated that the officers did not locate the gun but an empty gun case was found. It is striking to observe that Watson kept on changing his story until he admitted that he was examining the gun, then placed it in his pocket where the gun discharged, striking him in the penis. Watson would not tell the officers who was selling him the gun and where the gun is now.

Subsequently, Watson was arrested on charges of possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, possession of a firearm by a drug offender, false report of a crime to law enforcement and false report of information to law enforcement.

'There is no word on whether Watson’s manly bits were saved in surgery of whether his dick just fell out after he propelled a bullet into it'.

Source: Freakoutnation